greenwithenby:

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

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bevsi:

me: (gets anxiety about casual fun get together)

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dragonpajamas:

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

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ruinmylifewhydontyou:

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weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

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